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"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury) 01/26/2018 at 00:35 • Filed to: None

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Today I learned about the side effects of eating several of these. I am, well, umm, empty.

I’ve avoided them in the past due to wheezing caused by the sulfur dioxide, but I don’t seem to have that problem any longer. From now on I will only use these as a force for good...

Berang > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/26/2018 at 00:47

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forgive my ignorance what are they

Chariotoflove > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/26/2018 at 00:51

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I like prunes even more. I can get a 2.5 lb bag for baking and have to be careful to not munch through too much of it. These things should come with warning labels.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Berang 01/26/2018 at 00:57

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Dried apricots. Same effect as prunes. You have been warned...

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Chariotoflove 01/26/2018 at 00:59

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I like prunes (and plums and plumcots), but yeah, a warning label would be wise. I knew about what prunes can do but had no idea that apricots would do the same.

Good thing I’m in the office by myself...

Steve in Manhattan > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/26/2018 at 01:03

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You’re shitting me ...

PyramidHat > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/26/2018 at 01:07

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Kashi Go Lean and Cuban coffee. They should call it “Go Lean over the toilet and shit twice your body weight.” I was 2” shorter by the time I was done....think a vertebrae got caught in the exodus...

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Steve in Manhattan 01/26/2018 at 01:08

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LOL. Shitting you? I’m shitting everywhere ...

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/26/2018 at 05:18

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Congratulations. You are no longer full of shit.

for Michigan > PyramidHat 01/26/2018 at 06:31

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In high school, a friend unwittingly ate half a dozen Go Lean bars in one sitting. He spent the rest of the night on the toilet.

Kiltedpadre > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/26/2018 at 07:12

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Yep, my wife uses them in a coffee cake she makes for the holiday, and I can’t keep my hand out of the tub of what’s left afterwards.

I love them, but won’t eat them if I have to leave the house.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/26/2018 at 07:55

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just after high school (like 5 days) i had back surgery in which they had to play shuffle the cards with my innards. One thing they were concerned about what a punch in intestines. They gave me something like 7 days to make a move. It was day 6 and I would have had to go back to the hospital in the morning. We tried prune juice. It was about 2 a.m. and i woke up and it was time. I couldn’t get up by myself so I called for my parents, who, at 2 am replied with ‘ ok hold on’ I replied with ‘NO NOW, NOW NOW NOW NOW.’ I think i emptied myself out on the way down to the seat.

JeepJeremy > PyramidHat 01/26/2018 at 09:30

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Hahahaha! Wow!

fhrblig > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/26/2018 at 09:49

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My partner once ate 3 Fiber One bars in a short period of time, and later that day he told me “DON’T EVER DO THAT”.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/26/2018 at 10:37

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Who knew that there was such a thing as TOO MUCH Vitamin C? I knew after the incident : (

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/26/2018 at 11:28

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The effect kicked in last night whilst at work. I excused myself and tried to make a seemingly casual stroll to the facilities as to not arouse any suspicion when I really should have just ran (if that would have even been possible on that state). There was a little strangeness to my walk for the last 15-20 feet, and I almost didn’t make it. I did choose to walk a little further to a restroom where there was more than one stall figuring that I’d have options, fearing what might have happened if I got to a restroom with only one and found it occupied...

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 01/26/2018 at 11:44

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I think my ex would tell you otherwise...

CaptDale - is secretly British > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/26/2018 at 13:13

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COTD